• jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    9 days ago

    Step #1: Integrate “AI” into all ACME products; including anvils and dynamite.

    Step #2: Draft press release that we expect to have solved the “roadrunner conundrum” by the end of the third quarter.

    Step #3: Repeat Step #2 for a couple of years.

    Step #4: Fail to deliver on the promise of Step #2.

    Step #5: Exit the business with my now substantial fortune, leaving the Wyle E. Coyote holding the bag.