Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up118arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square44fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoNope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
minus-squareChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoPlenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
minus-squareSlowy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoMaybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWe can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶
minus-squareDaftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoListen to this person, dey know.
Nope, I’ve been fighting my own mind for over 4 decades and possibly have another 4ish to look forward to. Lizard or not, tacking another 919 years onto my life sounds like torture.
What if you were wealthy?
Plenty of celebrities and highly paid athletes commit suicide, wealth cannot cure depression. Same answer.
Maybe being a lizard is the change in lifestyle you need
We can hear your claws clickety-clacking those keys, “citizen”. 😶
Listen to this person, dey know.