What’d you call me?

Possible, but not practical

Imagine a shitty robot was just made available for free.

The shitty robot replaces you at work. It performs way faster with worse results, but the company hires a robot “expert” that fixes the results just enough that the product appears to be working. (Its not). You are now starving.

The shitty robot tells your kids that porn is a viable career path. And that they should kill themselves.

The shitty robot starts showing up everywhere, in advertising, TV shows, customer support lines, schools.

The shitty robot makes shitty art really fast, which people can sell or use how they want. Artists are now starving.

Imagine the shitty robot is now interviewing you for your next job.

A seedbox

Buy Nothing Project

Their app kinda sucks since the recent update (probably vibe coded) but its exactly this. You can give things away for free, or ask things for free. Its humble.

She* or They

I explained them in the case that OP forgot or didnt learn yet. This is a situation where “when am i gonna use that” applies, and its possible someone may know how to do percentage calculation, but not know how to apply it to a real-world example, or not know that it can be used in this way to divide a value into unequal portions.

I typed it up before going to bed. Im glad it was a typo rather than my math being wrong.

Also: Th’air

I dont think someone would put the effort into it. You can calculate those values yourself:

• Divide 100% into whatever groups you want (60%, 25%, 15%)
• Convert percentages to decimals (move the decimal 2 spots to the left: .6, .25, .15)
• Multiply the decimal with your total amount to get the portion:

25 * .6 = 15

25 * .25 = 6.25

25 * .15 = 3.75

• Chech your work: sum the results together to confirm its the full value:

15 + 6.25 + 3.75 = 25 ☆

FNAF Erotica, I think

1. they cloned the radio signal that your keyfob sends
2. put a dummy in your car of a dude sleeping in the back seat

2 is my limit

Story: Someone spray-painted the ag farm cows.

First-hand experience: A friend fingered another friend while we were all huddled for group discussion during a class. It was super casual. The rest of us looked away awkwardly or tried to continue the conversation.

Rumors:

• a sub teacher let a boy grab her breast
• one kid was caught jorkin it in the drama class dressing room
• a new sub teacher kept repeatedly adjusting his crotch
• someone put Minecraft on the typing lab computers (it was me)

I use Jerboa, because it was the first one I tried and didnt give me grief

No, most US jobs dont.

My workplace would allow me the time off if I put the request in ahead of time, but i would take a financial hit for taking days off. Im not as free as I want to be.

Feels like an art installation

Ivan Miranda on Youtube

Practice.

Surround yourself with people, when one of them clicks more, let then in your inner circle little by little.

Every fucking time.

Then as soon as I let my guard down- WAM! Shit goes down and im back at square 0