Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!
Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like “this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!” And I’m like “well I’m not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody’s gums now cause of this.” And the article never tells you why dentists hate it
If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I’m blown away.
Thank you for (poorly?) censoring the word “died”, I was scared that I might see a reference to mortality online today. Phew, dodged a bullet! Aah!
Other apps and sites will straight up not publish your post if it contains certain words.
Gotta protect that advertising revenue.
Mine cousin doth part the veil mortal.
If you say “No I don’t want that.”, legally speaking, Death can’t get you anymore.
“Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping! Swiper no swiping!”
Until eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you manage to mumble “I’m so scared” before falling asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
This one weird trick Death doesn’t want you to know about!
This new immortality trick helps you avoid Death, and Deaths all over the world hate it!
Whenever I see one of these but a dental trick, the title is always like “this new trick to help you remove your surgically implanted gums really works, and dentists hate it!” And I’m like “well I’m not gonna try it. Dentists probably hate this cause they be fixin everybody’s gums now cause of this.” And the article never tells you why dentists hate it
If I remember correctly, someone once went down the rabbit hole of clicking on one of those links and documented the experience, and it was a maze of link after link that would make those AI bot trapping programs proud. If you actually got to an article, I’m blown away.
I straight up thought there was some shit on my phone screen
I love when people do that. Think about the childrens!