I once actually thought that when movies and shows were developing, I thought that they were being made within the year of their release date. I didn’t know that these projects were sometimes done in advance or took years to make.
That when ‘Commercial Breaks’ happened during shows, I thought they meant that the actors needed a break before resuming. Not realizing that episodes are already made and commercials just interrupt things to just sell you shit.
When I learned food and drinks were energy for your body, I actually thought that when I got sleepy or tired, I just needed to drink or eat something. Not realizing that it wouldn’t have mattered.


If you graduate from college, you will find a job that sustains you.
They were called “prentzels” not “pretzels”.
Im in the former. If I hadn’t had gone to college, I might have ended it early.
I graduated from college in 2009 and didn’t find a full time job until 2012. It wasn’t in my field and paid shit, but luckily houses only cost about $52,000 in 2013 before they skyrocketed.