Real ones know

the workplace might be onionised

should be finding a fry in your onion rings

this one shop near me uses different fryers for different things. the fry fryer gets all their veg, the onion ring fryer gets their meats too (because the batters).

i’m allergic to a commonly fried meat. them slipping me an onion ring would be sad as i’d have to get new fries when they were trying to do me a solid. fortunately i’m a local fixture (old local with The Hat) so they know me.