When I was potty training a toddler the little guy would, with a serious face, would say he had to poop, only to start smiling and laughing at me with no intention of going once his naked bum was on the toilet.

Because the ritual is now nearly complete. He simply can not contain his joy while knowing he is but an inch away from seizing the throne of thrones.

I hope you like piss, cause all our souls are about to be dragged into a world of it.