• zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    2 days ago

    Seismologists should start investigating whether there is any inherent danger to the tectonic plates shifting, should approximately nine billion people start jumping up and down for joy and dancing in the streets

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      1 day ago

      Yes definitely! I’m not a drinker but the day this happens I’m gonna go to the liquor store and buy bottles of champagne and wine and party like it’s Independence Day because it will be anew holiday when this monster is gone.

      • FirstCircle@lemmy.ml
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        I’m a drinker and the day Orange Diaper Baby kicks it, I’ll be heading to our fine neighborhood bottle shop, which is owned and run by some East Indians, to acquire some celebratory brews. One thing I’d love to be able to buy is a strong IPA brewed explicitly to celebrate Donny’s demise. I’m not sure if the brewers are clever enough to see the market for such a thing, and also not sure if the Narcissist In Chief will give enough notice to get the fermenting done in time. Just imagine what could be done with the artwork on the products - instant collector’s items.