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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number

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How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • hikaru755@lemmy.world
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    Why are the bras all different? Why are the bottom options for 6-10 different from the others? Why are 8 and 9 basicaly the same? This feels somehow AI generated

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      my exact reaction: AI slop

      also my option isn’t even on there

  • Datz@szmer.info
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    Where socks?

    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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      Take it easy there, Satan

      • Datz@szmer.info
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        I need extra warmth bro, it’s actually cold in here.

        I also wear underwear under my pyjamas.

  • FosterMolasses@leminal.space
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    20, if I can. 1, when it’s chilly.

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    20

    Stop denying yourselves over shame.

  • TRBeach@lemmy.world
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    20

  • TurtlePunk@slrpnk.net
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    it’s a natural 20

  • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    2

  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    20, 10 when cold (feels a bit Kowalski-ish though)

    • uniquethrowagay@feddit.org
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      10 is highly illegal

  • Fortatech@gregtech.eu
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    18 at home, 20 when with homies

    • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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      But with your socks still on, right?

      Right?

  • Log in | Sign up@lemmy.world
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    Nice try, FBI.

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    Full on 20

  • tomi000@lemmy.world
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    18

    • UltraBlack@lemmy.world
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      3 is also valid when it’s cold

      • tomi000@lemmy.world
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        Yes

  • Colonel_Panic@lemmy.world
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    We want a 1 in the streets, but 20 in the sheets.

  • liran@lemmy.world
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    Who the fuck is 11-15??? Only a complete masochist leaves the girls belted in for sleep.

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      Only a complete masochist

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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      leaves the girls belted in

      If I’m ever in a relationship again, I’m finding a way to drop this line. That’s hilarious.

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        If I’m ever in a relationship again

        I could learn from that optimism.

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      Definitely went with 14 or 15 when I was breastfeeding, because the girls tended to leak. Nobody wants to sleep in sheets that smell like sour milk.

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      My wife says it’s uncomfortable not having yhem belted in

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        Mine uses a pillow to keep them apart. I assume they fight at night.

    • SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      Sometimes you get tired!

    • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      My Girlfriend does. None of my exes do. Seems to be a.preference by woman really

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