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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Existential cowposting

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Existential cowposting

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • merc@sh.itjust.works
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    The problem is that they’re not doing anything illegal.

    The bigger problem is that they have the power to keep anybody from passing new laws that would make what they’re doing illegal.

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    This is not a shitpost.

    Seriously. Prosecute them for crimes against humanity.

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    At this point, I’d even be willing to forgo the punishment, if they’d just stop fucking doing it.

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      That’s a worse punishment than what they’d otherwise get.

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    Ok, but how about 65inches of mac and cheese?
    edit -
    (this is a real thing apparently.)

  • Signtist@bookwyr.me
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    They’re not offering you 30% off a TV because they think you need it, they’re doing it because it benefits them, so they dress it up like it’s sometime you need so that you hopefully believe it. You only get what you need when you fight for it.

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    Wise, but unfortunately delicious.

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      Cannibalism is on the table for them oil execs.

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        It’s strange to think that eating one of them would be the greenest action you could ever take in your entire life and also the single most beneficial for all life on earth. The only comparable bang for your buck act of cannibalism would be eating a billionaire

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          oil exec

          Billionaire

          These are the same picture

      • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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        Is it cannibalism if I don’t consider them the same species as me?

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          Well they are parasites after all…

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    I agree with the cow.

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    It’s a very moot point.

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      It's like a cow's opinion

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    Oil executives: " I will make it legal!"

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    Nothing I want to buy has any a worthwhile discount anyway

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