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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Winding down my day off the right way

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Winding down my day off the right way

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    acer laptop, nothing of value was lost

  • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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  • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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    You want keyboard mold!

    • Bazell@lemmy.zip
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    • Nyadia (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      The Lenovo Stinkpad

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      I do! That looks incredible. 🤩

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      What…why…how?

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    Thank god it’s an acer and not a good computer

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    No, the ketchup goes on the keys and the fries on the touchpad.

    Too bad you don’t have a CD tray. I’m guessing that’s why you didn’t order a drink.

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      Nonsense! The touchpad is the perfect size to be a charcuterie board for the ketchup

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    I hope that’s your work laptop…

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldOP
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      It’s just my regular laptop, running Golden Arch Linux.

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    Might as well just go and lick door handles at the airport.

  • Nyadia (she/they)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I’m partial to the beefaroni cheesedog myself

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      You people that put food on your keyboards are monsters. There. I said it.

      Edit:

      What’s with RuneScape full screen at like 640x480? 😂

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      What in the war crime!

  • gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de
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    hello? human computer rights department?

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    I just sat down for a nice crackers and milk salad

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      This is unacceptable. Why aren’t you having cereal like a normal person?

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    This infuriates me more than it should.

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      Me too. The grease! Those poor keys!

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        It’s not that much. Just enough to keep the keys lubed up and working well for years of service.

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        It’s an acer. It wasn’t in for a good life.

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          Should have gotten a jade

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        Don’t worry about the grease, that’s what the salt is for! just a big helping of salt all over the keyboard will clean it right up and also make the meal more delicious.

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    Disgusting… now I want fries

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    I regularly cut cocaine on my laptop. It’s a readily available surface in a surface deprived area.

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    Open sauce and computer chips, what’s not to love

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    Why is your laptop so thin?

    Why does a racehorse even need a laptop?

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      It’s just what I have, but a thicker laptop and full-size keyboard will definitely hold your sauces much better.

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