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This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I’ve decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.
Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?
How would latitudinal eating even work?
Corn people figure these things out.
Were too many people shoving the originals up their butt? Like I don’t see the market forces making this necessary.
From the people who brought you Squagles!
Iowa Wizards are gonna flip
