We need to protect people like Zuckerburg from being singled out and hated by society. This is why we need to tax his wealth until he’s no longer a billionaire. We need to tax him for his own good.
We need more hate towards billionaires
That’s a great halloween costume idea.
the rich just need some special hugs! specifically on their necks!
We should donate them all kavorkian scarfs for winter.
Zuckerberg is the fifth-richest person in the world with an estimated net worth of $228.3 billion, according to Forbes. In 2015, Zuckerberg and Chan pledged to give away 99 percent of their shares in Meta (Facebook at the time) to philanthropy over their lifetimes. To date, they’ve given away more than $7 billion.”
So in 10 years they’ve given away 3% of his net worth? Fucking slackers.
Well they need to enjoy every penny until they die. THEN they will give it away. To their own charity that has political influence for their kids.
So they will give 99% away. Which leaves them a billionaire.
Zuckerberg isn’t going to have children
He…already does. What are you talking about?
Are you talking about the clones of himself he keeps in the cloning vats in the basement of the META building or the human children he adopted to seem more human?
oh, fuck if i knew, i couldn’t give a shit about that fucking rat.
Then why make such loud, confident statements?
because it’s the internet, 70% of the shit on it is porn, 35% is shitposting, ragebait, AI trite, and scams, and the other 5% is actual useful content. oh no, are you gonna mark this on my permanent record? what ever will I do after getting called out for making an incorrect statement about one of the most evil lunatics in the world?
In my experience on the internet, people who just have to loudly tell you how much they don’t care are the ones that care the most.
he isnt giving away his cash cow, silly people.
“Drags” “slams” She didn’t do anything that would affect anything at all. I don’t care.
I am a wrestler and we don’t use the word slam anywhere near as much as these ‘journalists’ do.
“Who?” - 99.8% of billionaires
that is a very low bar for “dragging”
Billie Eilish SLAMS billionaires!
Real issue is not just owning billions, there is also what you have to do to hold on to that kind of money: suck up to dictators so they let you monopolize tech and crush small competitors.
Ah yes she hit him with the power of talking. There is a chance he won’t recover from this for the next 5 seconds.
i dont get why billie ellish is such a big topic to talk about but also im old af so thats prolly why.
She is a pop star, of course, and therefore commands a sizeable fanbase and attention of the press, and anything she says will have weight.
TBH Eilish always seemed really fake before, kind of vulgar and low talent with the pop equivalent of mumble rapping, but this kind of statement is as real as it gets bringing attention to the fact that “things are really, really bad” because you know for sure a lot of assholes in that crowd were trying real hard to ignore it.
Good fuck 'em.
“Especially in our country”? Fuck outta here.
Meh, try doing it everyday and make a real difference
Love you all, but there’s a few people in here that have a lot more money than me. If you’re a billionaire, why are you a billionaire? No hate, but yeah, give your money away, shorties.
This is just…so weak. I really would have appreciated a “fuck you” and a vague threat of violence, but alas.
Love you all, no hate tho ❤️
Damn what a baddie
Playing both sides so she always comes out on top.
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She did reference them as “shorties” though. Which, however often benign it is now, has a condescending tone. I liked that part.
love you all
Man, dragging just isn’t what it used to I guess
Jesus, by the headline I expected her to say something along the line of “your money is earned through exploitation of society’s most vulnerable people, you wastes of air”. Not, “why don’t you give some of it away kthxbye <3”
“Wow she’s so articulate.”
Blasted! Skewered, even.
s l a m m e d
The ghost of Gaddafi is like, “yo WTF, this is what getting dragged is now??”
They’re never going to financially recover from this.
Oh wait actually nevermind, it turns out they actually made more money while I was writing that sentence than I’ve made in my entire life. I guess they’ll be okay.
I mean, wouldn’t they need to financially suffer first to have a recovery? So I agree, they won’t financially recover from this non-event. There’s nothing to recover from.
Yeah that was originally the joke, but then halfway through writing it I just got depressed.
