The two times the ER gets traumatized yearly: Halloween and… the one that shall not be mentioned…
I hear those dossile tones, from that dark skinned chanteuse dawning red apperal. Like a lovecraftian drone that slowly winds up in pitch, slowly becoming more audible, more perceivable over time, as it’s mantra like message envelopes the land, like a sonic plague…Never mind, don’t read that, it will curse you.
Why is this the first post i see when i opened lemmy after several day?
Because you’re in a coma and everything you observe is just part of an elaborate dream.
Wake up gegil, your family misses you.
WAKE UP
WAKE UP BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE
YOU HAVE TO WAKE UP
Nah, let them sleep. Reality is not worth it.
Right? Have you seen reality lately?!
I’m trying not to.
I don’t see you complaining about that.
Because it’s what you needed.
I don’t think so, i’m more into boys.
Didn’t mean to presume your need (or “lack thereof”) for pumpkin pussy, friend. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Sigh…
*unzips
Literally my first thought.
Well, not my FIRST thought, but you get it.
Don’t leave us hanging!
What was your first thought?
A almost instantaneous blend of “pwaaar that’s soooo fucking hot, oh wait, no it’s a pumpkin, oh wait is it AI?” Then … ugh, unzips
Which is also interesting coz I’m not wearing anything with a zip!
By the looks of that pumpkin you’re a bit late to the party…
You know you want to do it. No shame in that
Don’t
We’re posting pumpkussy?
This was from a few years ago.
Great detail on having the hole finally the way through to really highlight it.
That looks whorable
I should call her.
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
She would be thrilled to hear from you
You were right. She got really sassy about another of my ex’s family, then stopped responding. Playing hard to get, the saucy minx.
You can also have my Orange
I was gonna make a joke like bussy but… Pussy… Just doesn’t work
Pumpussy?
Not bad, not bad
Kinpussy for us southern folk.
That’s… apt? Appropriate?
this is where you put your Halloweeny.
Are you a trans woman?
Context: search for it and you won’t regret it!
Gonna get you some pumpkussy, I see
