Always put clothes on before peeing while standing up

FIFA standard

Do you really mean to learn?

Cause we’re living in a world of fools, breaking us down. When they all should let us be.

Says who? Certainly not the law.

Between 4000 and 11000 square meters

What do you do if they still stay behind you, refusing to pass?

and then, i was so mad, that i said things out loud that i swore i would never say out loud

“Oh shit”?

“Holy crap”?

Ugh. Even if I wanted this product, their track record on long term product support has erased my trust. They never fixed connectivity for the Chromecast and now they’ve discontinued it. Why am I gonna buy something that breaks down or gets an expensive subscription in a couple of years.

Plus, if I post a video their stakeholders don’t like on YouTube I risk getting locked out of every Google service including Gemini, all by automated processes and with no way to even talk to a human to explain my case. They are judge, jury and executioner within their ecosystem.

I, for one, welcome the return to a classic meme format.

Yeah cause I stay the fuck away from the Ebola frontline

Grasping at straws. The real issue is that nobody believes in the future.

It’s okay, they’re third world babies

Yes the issue is clearly budgetary constraints and/or the director’s fault. Additional shooting days or stunt doubles could have avoided the lack of credibility. Are these guys even unionized?

It’s BOSS Bottled Tonic. The idea I had originally was to not mix different scents randomly (soap, schampoo, deostick, EdT), potentially creating a dissonance or “frankensmell”.

I don’t know enough about this to select a combo that works, but I can make sure to use the same scent across the board. BOSS Bottled Tonic existed as combined bodywash/shampoo, deostick and EdT. Unfortunately they seem to now have discontinued the deostick variant so I’m using the standard BOSS Bottled deostick as a replacement. It surprises and annoys me that companies aren’t consistent with the available scents across their product lines - did this mode of usage never occur to them? In my mind it should be a kind of baseline default.

I have a nicer shampoo that’s about 3x as expensive, but it’s also at least twice as strong so I only need about a teaspoon for a shower (including neck, armpits and crotch). And it smells like a spa. Makes me feel great, and my partner often compliments how good I smell after I’ve taken a shower.

So yeah, I think it’s worth it.

Altman should have stayed fired, the only reason petite wanted him back was he’s a great salesman liar and promised millions to all the staff.

FTFY

If you’re gonna complain about pedophiles, at least spell it right

My dentist called me to book an appointment and less than 5 seconds later, my wife called. She’s obviously cheating on me with the dentist.

And by volume they mean loudness