This renaming happened for the Office app a while back, but now they’ve applied it to Office itself? It is April 1st already?

Valve can’t even count to 3 and it makes plenty of money.

The hack affects all Condé Nast entities as well

It doesn’t affect Ars Technica:

The hacker also says that they will release an additional 40 million records for other Condé Nast properties, including our other sister publications Vogue, The New Yorker, Vanity Fair, and more. Of critical note to our readers, Ars Technica was not affected as we run on our own bespoke tech stack.

NetNewsWire doesn’t have its own accounts, but it can still sync your read items through iCloud.

Pretty sure Apple’s newer phones are USB-C worldwide. I doubt they’re leaving countries that don’t require it stuck with old models.

Maybe someone explained to him that there wasn’t enough money for the previous plan. Or maybe he doesn’t remember there was a previous plan.

In a sensible world, a country that regularly goes to war to get more oil wouldn’t be sabotaging every attempt to reduce its oil consumption. If the stuff’s that hard to get, stop wasting it, and then maybe you won’t need to go to war so often.

He could have at least waited until SCOTUS made it official, as they seem so intent on doing.

Definitely a totally normal thing for an innocent person to do.

From the article:

The latest kerfuffle will only be seen by Enterprise users running Windows 11 24H2 or 25H2 who have a July 2025 cumulative update installed as well.

Are you running Windows 11 Enterprise?

They’re already getting sued over ChatGPT helping people commit suicide. Imagine the uproar once the advice comes with ads for rope, knives, etc…

“Our deepest sympathies are with the Raine family for their unimaginable loss,” OpenAI said in its blog, while its filing acknowledged, “Adam Raine’s death is a tragedy.” But “at the same time,” it’s essential to consider all the available context, OpenAI’s filing said, including that OpenAI has a mission to build AI that “benefits all of humanity” and is supposedly a pioneer in chatbot safety.

How the fuck is OpenAI’s mission relevant to the case? Are suggesting that their mission is worth a few deaths?

Epstein’s brother said it wasn’t Clinton, but he didn’t say anything about the horse!

Now they say only enable it if you understand the security implications, but eventually they’ll downplay the security implications and enable it by default.

Is ICE going to start targeting fat people for deportation next?

And in case anyone is unfamiliar with Hakeem Jefferies: He’s Black, not Mexican. The sombrero didn’t make sense in the original post either.

They have a pro version that adds AI features, no idea the pricing yet though.

The aricle says the AI stuff is tied to Canva’s Premium subscription, which is 120 USD/year:

Canva Premium subscribers will also be able to use AI-powered Canva editing tools like image generation, photo cleanup, and instant copy directly within the Affinity app.

Brazilian imports, including coffee, beef and other products

We’ve found Republicans’ limit: Don’t fuck with people’s coffee.

Gizmodo’s article has more detail.

Grey’s Anatomy has had a couple of spinoffs (Private Practice, Station 19) so I’d say it counts as a franchise.