That’s just a failure of learning and imagination.

So many crazy opportunities I passed up. Many of them turned out to be bad. Some, like Bitcoin, if you get out at the right time, you’re set for life.

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance. It could also ending up costing you 30% more for car insurance so choose wisely.

She’s going to be working at the White House by this time next year.

You could’ve just given her Waffle House and saved the trip.

The police? Ambulances?

“Stop right there, criminal scum! Here, take a menu and sit wherever you’d like. Will you be taking regular or decaf today?”

The real LPT is always in the comments.

Tell that to Whitney Houston.

I see this and wish I’d taken advantage of it for the exact period of time. I feel like the next UnderArmour/Apple/Google is hidden somewhere in all of this AI development. Just a question of knowing where to place bets.

Got to give them a hand. They really found a vast and **untapped **(emphasis) market.

Source? I mean this was a joke and doesn’t matter but w/e.

This sounds like something Trump would say, actually.

After saying the war could go on for a while.

Does it come with extra airbags or an eject button?

Repression is what does it. Check out Japan after our puritanical takeover. They’re… different now.

Would you pay?

Maybe we as a society need to be a little more understanding to those working to survive.

That’s not how UberBlack/SUV worked for a while but maybe they’re caught up technologically.

You can’t make women want to drive. I get why they wouldn’t want to. Lots of creeps.