Very nice

Bears are cool

Bears with titanium teeth are fucking awesome

Now do bears with uranium balls

No, because I agree.

Time to invest in tapeworm egg futures

And in upcoming news: New diabetes drug breaks records for being most expensive drug on the market for treating diabetes.

Or

Pharmaceutical companies say, “What diabetes drug?”

Nice thought, but those are belles

Probably something about an illegal gathering of bicyclists and how every driver should strive to protect themselves from the roving gangs as this one did

I’ve taken to eating sour cream and onion ruffles with spicy bean dip lately. Not exactly nachos, but the flavor profile is pretty nice

Yeah

This guy’s always doin’ things

He just saw the numbers for the Switch 2

How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index

Well that makes sense because spoilers, duh

“Big deal- I also have a small cock.”

No wait I wanna change it to “I have a small cock too, but nobody can tell just by looking at me”

👍

1. I hate you

2. I’m from Kentucky!

3. Fuck you I looked again

I was lying to protect the innocent.

I’m sure the urban dictionary link answered your question, but if you didn’t go there for whatever reason, it’s when you push a turd down your tub drain with your foot.

(And for the record, I didn’t actually poop in my shower)

Oh no, you don’t stomp the blue ones. Ever. Stay away from the blue ones