You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something

Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend

Who doesn’t like sneezing?

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH

(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy

Don’t get me wrong, I still puke when I don’t want to occasionally. But I have the added benefit of also doing it when I want.

I cannot decrease the amount of vomit in my life; only increase.

That’s Mr. Mr. Turkey Vulture, thank you.

First of all, thanks for all the cool computer tricks when I was in highschool.

Secondly, sneez-its in your face and runs away screaming

Well trained? Not good enough. They’ll be naturally gifted or else

It’s like these people don’t even know or something

Fair enough. I agree, I was just curious.

Yeah I know

🤧

I just think I need to sneeze and I do it. Not instant, but it usually happens within a few seconds.

I cast awareness of butthole hair

“And if you bring a friend I’ll give you 15% cash back. YOU’RE MAKING MONEY TO TAKE THIS CLASS”

Ah that’s a good idea actually

What you smoke these days? Winstons for me. Golds. NOT Selects - “select” is a secret codeword that means “garbage”

No offense if that’s your brand.

Interesting and noted for my future endeavors