I used to have a screenshot of time.gov from

March, 14, '15 9:26:54am

It was my prized digital possession until I lost it in my imgur pile

Such animosity over such a beloved creature. Ignorance truly is a scourge.

That’s the guy

I actually lost my mouth in a tragic being-turned-into-a-blob occurrence, so I’m afraid I can’t do that. Couldn’t even scream if I wanted to.

But you should understand the difference between a joke about Israel being in control of things that they obviously aren’t, and a racially-inspired attack. Am I wrong that these are two different things?

If I say something like “beef prices are higher because Mexico is putting expensive microchips in the cows that stimulate muscle growth,” does that mean I’m saying “people of Mexican descent are lesser humans than others” ?

First of all, I never said anything about race. The original post mentioned Benjamin Netanyahu and I said something about space lasers. ISRAEL is a country. I never said anything about Jewish people or Judaism in general. It is REGULARLY said on this platform that Israel is running worldwide politics and nobody bats an eye. But as soon as you pretend to be schizophrenic everyone starts gripping their skirts.

So fuck you. For all you know, I am a non-israel Jew and sick of Benny’s bullshit. Eat my ass.

Maybe you should stop taking posts in a shitposting community as anything other than shitposts

And humor is subjective.

I’ll be honest, I’ll listen to anything because I’m nosy as fuck

Call me “the boss’ ass” cause of how nosy I be

I’m like a fuckin’ truffle.

For his next interview he should try to make his own head explode

I’ve only poked it once, just to be sure. He was used and nobody knew, so I had to find out

Bro, I got your joke. That’s why I responded with my own, making sure to indicate the letters h-a-h-a-a, spelling out “hahaa.” When doing so, I did the pattern in the reverse order that you did- so instead of putting the dropped letters in parentheses, I put the hahaa in the parentheses.

Oh and I just realized I did it backwards, lmao

Nah you’re good, lol. I spent a lot of time in the sun today, so it took a bit to process

I t(h)ought I w(a)s (ha)ving (a) stroke

brb growing male cat balls

Two girls. Both missing their ovaries and uterus. And a boy with a suspiciously empty sac. I’m no detective, but it seems weird.

I was gonna say “spray” but figured people would be like “why isn’t your cat fixed??”

You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?

I don’t want any more friends right now, but I’d give you a heartfelt nod if I ran into you.

Ah yes. I do love gyros.

The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?