You come to me in my house on the day that my daughter is to puke in the clean laundry, and ask me not to do murder?

I don’t want any more friends right now, but I’d give you a heartfelt nod if I ran into you.

Ah yes. I do love gyros.

The pizza is too stiff. The box is too thin The box isn’t greasy enough. The drink in the foreground is huge even by American standards. Wtf is the guy next to her eating? Pizza Dog? The dude behind her sometimes has 2 fingers in his mouth, sometimes 3. Who sets a pizza down like they’re lowering a cartoon blanket?

There’s an idea! Eat like a spider.

I’m practicing

Guffaw

MARGARET??

lol, nah that’d be funny.

Read the body of the post, Presumption Man

I’ve had my rough patches as well. Depression -> addiction -> tunnel vision. Took a couple of close calls, but we made it. High-fives in the chat

Bro there isn’t even any dedicated trash in here gtfo

Wasn’t my trap, but also it’s government housing; they’re lucky we aren’t required to waterboard them.

I feel like I’m having deja vu right now. Have you told this story here before? Do I have dementia?

At any rate, I admire these people. The tramps, not the slobs. So free.

Where do you think the 23 flavors come from?

I know a guy that literally lives under a bridge. Gets offered jobs all the time, but would rather walk around picking up cans to recycle for cash, and then he goes back to his catwalk.

You should not be shitting blood. If you are shitting blood, that means something

Ooooooooo… Multi-directional biohazard. It’s gonna be a busy weekend

Who doesn’t like sneezing?

IT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY 😭 WHY?! WHYYY??? I JUST WANTED TO FEEL SAFE WAHHHH

(from far away) sorrrrryyyyyy