Looks like a boat

Come on over to Mastodon, the water’s nice

Fucking weirdo

I thought he bladed himself like a 1980s wrestler struggling for his chance at the big show

Not even fucking close

Go for it

Better than 50%

If that doesn’t work, just finish zipping it up. Easy-peezy

Might be the desired outcome

I use 23Snaps. Gated social sharing among your contacts.

I’d settle for socialized healthcare