I know he would never do this… But what’s to prevent him from just… ya know… Lying. Not like he would ever do that, bastion of morality that he is.

My guy bout to start a legal non-profit to pursue and convict honey abusers.

“No honey left behind. Every drop needs a home. We stole it from the bees, but I’ll be damned if I let the flies have it next!”

Not sure I’m down with the spirit behind this joke… Thought I left this kind of humor behind on Reddit. We can do better than this.

Life finds a way…

-Dr. Malcom