Cardiac Arrest

    • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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      il y a 8 mois

      I threw the trash over the ring and started eating garbage. Then I took the trashcan and bashed the guy in front of me

    • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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      il y a 8 mois

      It’s hours til lunchtime here, but I’m meeting an old friend for brunch. I’ve been having to watch my cholesterol recently, but I’ve decided that eating out doesn’t count - I am very much looking forward to it, sausages, bacon, and eggs will be involved.