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minus-squarewanderwisley@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·1 年前I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
minus-squareandallthat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
I will be placing Mother Nature under arrest for raining on my parade! 🫲🍊🫱
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FTFY
He sure as hell wants to rape her already.
Who voted for Mother Nature anyway? By executive order, the weather is now under Scott Pruitt’s control.
He can just revise a weather map with a Sharpie.
Can’t he just nuke the thunderstorm?
Nuke his country’s capital.