• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    Like what it smells like but pissier and salty af. At first. After you slather on it for a while it all just tastes the same because you’ve cleaned it with your mouth and throat. I do not enjoy unclean penis. It is not fun, it is not hot. Please clean your nasty cocks for the love of god. Hygiene, people, hygiene!

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        2 days ago

        I dated a girl who would wash her pp every time she went to the bathroom.

        I miss her. She had a very nice (and clean) pp, but gods, she did things with her fingers 🤤 fifteen minute straight, actual screaming orgasms. I’ve never been so embarrassed of being at a loss of control of my entire body. Just with her fingers 🤌

        …Nothing else has or ever will compare 😣 … Especially dirty dick people ☹️