Peak masculinity = starving SS POW
Somehow looks like James Milner
Exactly what I thought, even Google thinks so lmfao
He is OP
Soccer, the least masculine sport
As a heterosexual cis woman, soccer players always have the sexiest physique. One of the only sports I look up for, just to check out the players, not because I ever care.
Many of us are aware what heterosexual CIS women are attracted to.
Guys who play soccer blow on their soup to cool it down before they sip
My husband blows on his soup to cool it so it doesn’t burn his mouth … Intelligence is also attractive.
And swings his feet while sitting in a chair
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Chad
It’s pretty much just Vinnie Jones:
Run it through a feminine filter 37 times and see what you get lol
That’d be hella interesting loool
Looks like a dishonoured thug
Blow off, choffer!
I was thinking Arcane.
Now I really want a Dishonored series in that style.
Did it also add a Nazi / fascist type shirt?
Yeah, try to be a man, becomes a SS.
Become a Si Si?
seizure warning
I’m just imagining people looking at the picture and going;
All I see is Measurehead’s portrait from Disco Elysium.
It took AI 37 times to show you what spongebob had shown long time ago
OP is 37 degrees away from peak masculinity. We need more people to do this to determine the correct amount of ridicule they deserve.
He looks like Hanover Fiste from the film Heavy Metal.
And believe you me that guy was NOT the pinacle of manhood!
Yeah, this dude looks like he’d space a dude who just killed the entire court room to get his death sentence commuted.
He’s nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging’s too good for him. Burning’s too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
Masculinity is when early hominid with 3+ drug addictions.
We’re an early hominid from a certain point of view
We’re doing all we can to be late.
Those ears could hear prey 10 miles away, maybe better.
You may not like it, but this is what peak masculinity looks like