So I played the first 2 when they were brand new, got bored, skipped everything else until I got a PS5 which came with Ragnarok and I feel like some very important things happened in all those sequels because Kratos wasn’t actually a god but now he is, but he’s messing with Norse gods and not Greek ones now? Did the motherfucker kill all the Greek gods and is now moving on to other pantheons just to kill even more gods? I can’t wait for him to take on the Abrahamic god.
Uh. Yeah. He killed all the greek gods and a major focus of the new games is him wanting to be a better person, for his son and the world.
Only it turns out that the Norse gods are even more jackassed than the greek ones…
I didn’t know I needed this
It’s far funnier than it should be Your name is also perfect to have been the first to comment.
Oh shit, that’s right. I’m Zeus here. The king of the gods. Shitposting through his multihop VPN from atop mount olympus
There is no better use of your awesome powers that comes to mind.
Every time I try to make it rain on a fire set on people’s homes by blackrock or some other evil corporation. It’s not enough.
However, my brother will have fun with those psychopaths down in his own realm. Every one of those monsters that start wars and have other launch bombs at civilians, sometimes on purpose. I’ll let my brother deal with them when their time comes. And I’ll make sure their victims get good places to stay when their times come
Be a good person, don’t cause harm don’t do harm unless it’s self defense
I feel like with Zeus’s reputation for assuming the form of people or animals to trick foolish mortals, there’s a lot of benevolent trolling that could be done in times like these.
Now now, who says I haven’t been shape-shifting into the forms of rich men to fuck their hot wives?
They deserve a decent time now and again, good on you.
Looks like Cohen The Barbarian of the Terry Pratchett Discworld series.
In a profession where you don’t live long unless you’re very, very good… He’s very, very old.
2 obols says he ain’t returning that slab
