• cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 day ago

    Hi Pete, it’s your Uncle Bob. Could you please add me to the group chat for tariff announcements and trading tips? Thanks!

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      1 day ago

      If i had his number I’d 100% send that text. Imagine him getting it when he’s having one of his drinking binges. The dude would hit ‘accept’ so fast.

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        Yeah we only know about the chat from the DUI guy. Every body must have their side chat. Bessent for his Wall Street buddies, Sacks to push it to his all in VIP crypto group…. Etc. Seriously 😐