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Free_Opinions@feddit.uk to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world ·
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What item(s) that you currently own do you expect to be using for the rest of your life given that you don't break or lose it?

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What item(s) that you currently own do you expect to be using for the rest of your life given that you don't break or lose it?

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  • NineMileTower@lemmy.world
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    50% of marriages say otherwise. But beware, the other 50% of marriages end in death of one or both parties.

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      Jokes on you; when technology allows, me and my partner are going to end our marriage by melding into a supermech powerrangers style and our wedding rings will fuse to become a laser cannon

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        I hope this plays out for you. I’m really pulling for you two.

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          this one will be spared 
          
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            Uh… Can I get in on the whole “will be spared” thing? It sounds nice.

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            • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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              Hm I’ll double die if they hurry up with it and it gets sparing credit for my cats and some close friends.

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      Those numbers are old, btw. The numbers got skewed when people were finally legally able to divorce each other freely in the 70s and without much social stigma. Modern divorce rate is more like 25-35% So that’s a good chance that wedding ring will stay on :)

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        Well, good. I hope my marriage ends in death then.

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      My spouse and I aren’t married but we’ve been together for almost 30 years. No wedding ring for us but so far none of us has tried to kill the other ;)

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      50% of marriages say

      Let me say it like James:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0i3p-9STCM

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