• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
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    3 months ago

    We moved up a level

    Alpha to zoomer but I can translate now

    Papa, you ain’t fly

    Maybe but Mum’s da bomb. She’s the XD to my RAWR

    Oh snap?

    Crackle pop

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      3 months ago

      Father, thy woman driveth thee to lovers’ foppish folly

      Forsooth, but dignity is coin I gladly trade for Cupid’s coveted ware — She is fair moonlight upon the waters of my soul

      Speak narrow truth now Father for such promises my childish heart cannot but leap upon with faith

      Tis ground I speak to catch thy eager feet, Child, and though it bury my ambition it lifteth me as well it quench my thirst

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        3 months ago

        I unironically like this version the best out of the entire chain

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      90’s Edition:

      Dad, you need to take a chill pill! You’re totally buggin’ out over mom and it’s grodie!

      Whatever, don’t go there! I may be a scrub, but your mom is gettin’ jiggy wit it! She’s all that and a bag of chips!

      Wazzzuuuuup!?

      Waaaaaazaaaaaaap!?

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      3 months ago

      Sayin ‘crackle pop’ in response to ‘oh snap?’ is legit hillarious. Ive never heard that before.