• MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    5 months ago

    No, floors are a trick of the demiurge to make you believe in physical reality.

    I believe they have a bunch of house elves or Mexicans who rush out of some maintenance closet and remodel the entire floor while I’m in the “elevator”.