Masturbating doesn’t warrant hurricanes.

But using fossil fuels and methane to run your hyperscale data centers absolutely does.

I mean, some get randy when a natural disaster starts… You know, gotta seed the potential devastation with replacements. It’s a vicious cycle

When life gives you nature disasters you gotta rock them like a hurricane.

If god made men as himself, and found the man needed a woman to do not feel lonely… that mean he also created at least one goddess for himself, right? But so there are now more than just one god… Or does he keep company to himself with his hands?

I’m going to have sex with a hurricane.

Stress makes creatures get hormonal, so we can assume that floods and hurricanes are a sign we should do more, not less.

dances around fire believing in skydaddies

we take the good with the bad just like Jezus would

The masturbation will continue until the hurricanes improve.

My god… climate change isn’t real, it’s all the gooners fault!

• design a thing with a reward system that trains it to take a certain action *

• get upset at your creation because you didn’t want it to do what your design led it to do *

Sounds kind of like what some of those AI company people do.

It’s his own fault for making the hurricanes so sexy.

I bet someone, somewhere rub one each time he see alerts of a Category 4 in the news.

no love is greater than collective punishment ❤️

/s

No hurricanes where I live, so I guess my masturbation doesn’t bother Jesus.