me: I’m sad

Local feral cat: Here’s my three kittens. I must go now, my planet needs me

Vet: This will be expensive and exhausting for you

Therapist: Pets would be good for you, but you won’t be able to keep up with the necessary work and routines. Maybe at a later time.

me: Oh yea? I’ll show you! I will attempt to keep up with the necessary work and routines!

Me again: I failed and broke down immediately

Still me: gotta give up the cats

Yet again me: Perfect…