I’m imagining the mom figuring it out right away, while the dad is either in denial, or a moron.

Like she’s standing there with 44DDs, in a ball gown and tiarra. And her dad is like “Sooooo, how bout them bears?”

And she’s like “…what?”

And he’s like “Season just started. How do you like our boys odds this year?”

And she’s like “I don’t like the boys chances this year.”

And it’s two unrelated conversations overlapping.