TaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours ago"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up1203arrow-down17
arrow-up1196arrow-down1image"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents"lemmy.worldTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 16 hours agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up27·16 hours agoman, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
minus-squareTaylorSwiftsHemorrhoid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down1·12 hours agoI might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 hours agoi wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
minus-squaredeluxe@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours ago“Mom, we want Violet!” “We have Violet at home.” The Violet at home.
minus-squareB1tch_Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 hours agoIt’s not the same when you say it.
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·14 hours agoMaybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
minus-squareB1tch_Pudding@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 hours agoEvery comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
man, why’d the vindictive hornyposter have to be the one who stays
I might be discount violet but you still don’t have a chance honey.
i wasn’t really asking but i appreciate that you thought about it
“Mom, we want Violet!”
“We have Violet at home.”
The Violet at home.
It’s not the same when you say it.
Maybe there are more hornyposters but their fetishes are so abstract and esoteric we don’t realize how horny they are.
Every comment I’ve written since arriving here has low-key been about my insatiable lust for Milf but nobody can tell because I’m keeping it in check. As like a public service.
What a beautiful thought.