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AreYouReadingThis@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

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AreYouReadingThis@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • teslekova@lemmy.ml
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    1 hour ago

    Lila exists only in your own head.

    However, so do you.

  • silasmariner@programming.dev
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    3 hours ago

    Delila

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    No! You’re a concept! Fuck you!

    Imma save Lila! I’m coming Lila! Hold on!

    Is that fried chicken?

  • ki4jgt@feddit.org
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    5 hours ago

    Lila still exists, whether I think of her or not.

  • Absurdly Stupid @lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    This is too high quality to be a shitpost, moderator please ban OP and give me Lila’s number.

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    who?

  • Dulus_No@lemmy.zip
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    6 hours ago

    Who’s Lila?

    • NotSafeForWorld@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5 hours ago

      I see what you did there and salute you

  • Billegh@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Sorry Lulu, gotta keep on truckin’

  • tourist@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    im so sorry lila

    but I ripped a gravity bong before I saw this

    you did not stand a chance

  • Rezurektme@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    This kind of horror shitpost reminds of There Is No Antimemetics Division. Very much recommend if you enjoy having that weird pit in your stomach that fills you with unknown dread.

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    I give you a choice Lila. The void, or the wank panzer mind palace.

    • qarbone@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      Wow, instantly chose the void. Hi, I’m Lila’s executor of the will

      Uh…yeah, it just has “NO.” written in very big letters. That’s rare but not unheard-of.

  • Something Burger 🍔@jlai.lu
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  • rumba@lemmy.zip
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    6 hours ago

    Stop looking as fast as possible, she’ll never know what she’s lost.

    (looks at world news)

    actually you’re doing her a favor

  • pigup@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Ain’t she sposta have only one eye

  • eleefece@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I´ve seen this post before, around a year ago, so… Is this the same Lila from before? or a new Lila? If she’s the same, does she remember that she ceased to exist? or it is as it never happened?

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      4 hours ago

      She only exists as long as people are thinking about her, so for her, only a few hours have passed.

      From her point of view we all age at an alarming rate.

    • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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      and if you build a new lila out of the old planks… no wait i think i switched something up

      • Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
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        7 hours ago

        It’s either the Ship of Lila or Lila’s Socks…and now there’s some kinky weirdo out there who has committed Lila to the spank bank forever in response to the notion that she might have feet.

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