sanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todayimagemessage-square220fedilinkarrow-up1400arrow-down138file-text
arrow-up1362arrow-down1imageThis crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpitslemmy.todaysanitation@lemmy.today to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 天前message-square220fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·27 天前Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·26 天前One other comment was like “but mom I’m not hungry.” “Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.” OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
Remind me of “what if your teeth were flaccid but got naturally hard when you were hungry” (not my joke)
One other comment was like
“but mom I’m not hungry.”
“Oh nonsense just eat, I can see you’re hard.”
OK I’ve sufficiently passed on the trauma. Maybe now I can rest.
Joke’s on you, that’s my fetish.