laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThere are two ways to invent a sportlemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up1727arrow-down114
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minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77arrow-down1·edit-24 days agoInvent a sport Export it to all your colonies Have them all kick your arse at it every season #winning Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down2·4 days agoKick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·4 days agoOh really? Cricket!? Lol.
minus-squareexpatriado@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down4·4 days agoMore like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
minus-squareTankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·4 days agoIndia is beating UK at cricket.
minus-squarems.lane@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-214 hours agoAnd Australia was beating them before that. We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
minus-squareTaleya@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·4 days agoGood thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
minus-squarepumpupthejam@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·4 days agoRugby is popular in the Commonwealth
minus-squareCombatWombat@feddit.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
minus-squareKarjalan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·4 days agoExcept that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”
Invent a sport
Export it to all your colonies
Have them all kick your arse at it every season
#winning
Edit: cricket, guys. I’m very clearly talking about cricket
Kick this sheep’s bladder around or I’ll punch your wives again!
Talkin’ cricket
Oh really? Cricket!? Lol.
Confused?
Nope
More like Spanish and Portuguese former colonies. Since USA, Canada, Australia, India, etc not that great at football ⚽
India is beating UK at cricket.
And Australia was beating them before that.
We beat them so bad, they declared Cricket dead, burned a cricket ball and now we compete for the ashes of that ball.
Good thing i’m taking about cricket then. You know, the one actually played by india, australia, pakistan, west indies, new zealand. Etc
Rugby is popular in the Commonwealth
I dunno, my USA jersey has four stars over the crest.
Except that one time when you win on a technicality in a tie by “who got the most points a specific way”