da_cow (she/her)@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days agoHow the tables have turnedfeddit.orgimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1442arrow-down17
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minus-squareBig Baby Thor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-25 days agoThe tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they’ll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 days agoHe’s like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.
minus-squareburido@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoJust to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?
The tacos are of course a layer of protection, because if a would-be assassin decides to have a snack, they’ll be hit with instant explosive diarrhoea, thanks to a defence contract with Taylor Farms.
He’s like a squid, in the face of danger he blows out a cloud of shit to cover his escape.
Just to clarify, the shit clouds come out of his mouth right?