• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      2 days ago

      Fell down.

      Really, I wish I had a good story, or it happened in Walmart, or something, but I just fell down. And broke my arm. Nobody was more surprised than me. I got up, and said “What the fuck? I think I broke my arm!” And I was right.