My partner and I have tried out various terms of endearment (like “love”, “dear”, “baby” or “babe”), but none of them ever sounded natural when either of us used them — it just ended up being silly, and so we do occasionally pepper them into conversation, when we’re being silly.
The one I tend to use most often is “my love”, because it feels silly in an overly poetic and melodramatic manner. Recently I also used “my serendipitous saccharide” (saccharide meaning sugar, because he’s sweet, and serendipitous because this relationship was a surprise to both of us).
Anyway, I’m running out of ideas for terms that will evoke an affectionate eye roll out of him. Any suggestions?


Little Poop, Little Fart, Little Terror, Little Pug (as in the dog). Believe it or not these are all extremely common in Dutch!
Edit: to be fair they sound better in dutch
Lmao what are they in Dutch!?
For fart, the word in Dutch is close to our word for precious. The others I haven’t really heard, but it’s not the kind of thing you’d say in public anyway.
Poepje, scheetje, (not sure), moppie. Although I don’t think the last one is anywhere related to the actual dog lol.
Believe it or not? Little Poop, Little Fart, Little Terror, and Little Pug. (I don’t speak Dutch)
Thanks, gonna use these in English for my English speaking gf