• Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org
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    7 days ago

    Always wear a large sign on your back (they taser always from behind), saying:

    “Do not taser!
    Heart condition!”

    That will make them taser you twice as good, so it is over quickly.

    /s

      • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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        7 days ago

        The sign being metal would probably provide a low-impedance path for the electricity to flow around your body instead of through it. It would function similarly to a faraday cage.

        • vrek@programming.dev
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          Maybe it would work if you wore like a shirt so the only parts contacting your body was your shoulders, ensuring amperage goes across your heart…