reading poetry by the Han River💖

did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world · 12 天前

reading poetry by the Han River💖

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · edit-2 12 天前

There once was a man from Nantucket

who’s cock was so long he could suck it

With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin

And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”

Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world · 12 天前

"if my ear were a removed

Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.

sem@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 天前

Can we get a [redacted] up in this??

gnutrino@programming.dev · 12 天前

There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 12 天前

I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.

gnutrino@programming.dev · 12 天前

There’s always the less innocent:

There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.