laurenceOfSuburbia@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days agoMe at 2am 😂lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1357arrow-down16
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minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up35·3 days agoYou look like Dwayne Johnson at 2am, yeah?
minus-squareTragicNotCute@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·3 days agoNah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoDo you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don’t judge you? I do.
minus-squaretacosanonymous@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoThat Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!
minus-squareApocalypteroid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoNo, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.
minus-squareJadenSmith@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 days agoI could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it.
minus-squaredaddycool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 days agoStart with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.
minus-squareSeptimaeus@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 days agoAnd don’t forget your red POWERHONK tank
You look like Dwayne Johnson at 2am, yeah?
Nah, it’s more the two pizzas thing.
Do you ever order extra sets of cutlery when you order take-out just so they don’t judge you?
I do.
Well now I do
That Key and Peele sketch where he orders the pizzas!
No, he looks like Dwayne Johnson at 2am because he has started sleeping and eating properly.
I could look like Dwayne Johnson if I wanted to, I just don’t feel like it.
Start with the tattoos and the hair. The rest can come later.
And don’t forget your red POWERHONK tank