Sergio Furnari said he thought the lifesize sculpture – which no one commissioned – would raise ‘millions’ of dollars
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
No no, take it further. Add an urinal, ground level so the ladies can use it too. Then add in a fountain motor and the neck hole… Kinda like a jukebox, instead of a coin you add in piss and instead of music you get a fountain!
// Heck, add a drinks stand next to it, sodas and slurpees… And a T-shirt stand selling shirts saying stuff like “I pissed in the Charlie Kirk piss fountain at the Charlie Kirk Piss Fountain Park!”