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minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-214 days agoI keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit. It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian. But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-212 days agoYeah, that was the joke I was going for…cept Americana is like a breed/category of chicken. And yeah most chickens are dumb (or at least they come across that way), but this girl…she’s exceptionally stupid.
I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.
It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.
But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. An Americana Idiot.
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Yeah, that was the joke I was going for…cept Americana is like a breed/category of chicken.
And yeah most chickens are dumb (or at least they come across that way), but this girl…she’s exceptionally stupid.