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Why doesn’t he just teleport out?
Presumably to a Waffle House.
No no, he can teleport, but only when he’s been drinking.
Based on others in the administration, I assume that is often and while on the job. 😉
I’d be so very disappointed if he didn’t go directly to one.
…including stating that on multiple occasions he had found himself mysteriously transported from two different starting points in Georgia. In one incident, Mr. Phillips said, he had suddenly found himself inside a Waffle House
Why do I have the feeling that this story starts out with “We was drinkin’…”


