I think of him more like the next John McAfee.

The onion is shockingly insightful.

Throw back to the Onion news video about that cloud thing everyone is talking about. https://theonion.com/hp-offers-that-cloud-thing-everyone-is-talking-about-1819595260/

This was solved 6 years ago. 😉

Ahh, I see. I could not afford food in 2009. So they are probably the same.

I lived through 2009. No thanks.

THANK GOD.

I’m pretty sure the car in the top picture is a Lada Samara made by AvtoVAZ, which was a company started in the 60s as a project between Fiat and the USSR. And the first car it made was a slightly modified and rebadged Fiat 124. So, I’m not sure you can claim capitalism wasn’t involved.

Minimum

Romance books are known for being filthy.

Probably people who live near the natural habitat of the Sonoran Desert toad.

You get to do whatever you want with your money, but a business advertising is a really weird hill to die on. There are terrible small businesses and good established businesses. I think it is worth doing some extra research to find the nuance.

It’s for science!

Minimum.

Beanie babies too

We also drew on the desks in an escalating battle of doodles across class periods.

I live out in that big red blob and our power was out for like 5 hours, which wasn’t bad. There were a couple of downed trees, which made it difficult to get around. It is windy here every year. People who didn’t grow up here (like 75% of residents) seem shocked every October.

You can totally deep fry at home with a Fry Daddy. My experience is that no food is worse deep fried and some foods are substantially better. Saltines? Not worse. Bacon? A bit better.

I am definitely getting a shirt that says “The only letters I need to know are U, S, and A.” That’s hilarious.

These guys are out there living their best life. And I love that for them.