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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Buckle up, we're learning the hard way.

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Buckle up, we're learning the hard way.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    You never graduate from the School of Learning Things the Hard Way, you just keep taking classes.

    • Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Learning from the mistakes of others saves you from having to enroll in some of the courses yourself.

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        Yeah, I’ll just audit the hard drugs ruin lives course.

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        Should have listened to all the things I was told

        But I was young and too proud at the time

        Now I look at myself to find

        I learn the hard way every time

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    This a Blender meme, due to The Cube.

    Where you know exactly what you want to do, but have no idea how start googling for it.

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    This how I discovered the cursed C syntax

    0[arr] fetches the head of an array. i[arr] gets the ith element.

    C is arithmetic all the way down.

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      I’m about to sleep and not going to boot my pc to verify this syntax

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    If you’re cooking with peppers remember to wash your hands BEFORE you touch your junk.

    Or, I am both proud and ashamed to say, you can douse that fire with heavy cream.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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      See? These are the things that Gordon Ramsay doesn’t teach.

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        Thats because Gordon Ramsay always has a sous chef to do the hard work for him

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          If your sous chef has been cooking with peppers, make sure he washes his hands before touching your junk. Got it.

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        Truly master chef

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      those nitrile gloves are amazing in keeping the firejunk away

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    I feel like a lot of people are fucking around but too stupid or indoctrinated to actually find out. As in, the effects are upon them but they fail to notice it’s the result of their own fucking around.

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    If you hear the bombs falling, then you are safe.

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      Why?

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        Dont know if this is real or not cause it’s some 40s knowledge from some family members and luckily, i have never been in any bombings myself. A bomb falling makes a sound when it breaks the sound barrier. If you are directly beneath it, you get the bomb experience before its sound… that is what they told me at least.

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        because the struggle is about to be over. you’re finally safe.

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    Style reminds me of This

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    Then you get to either watch as others do the same shit with potentially even worse results or become known as the buzzkill who wont let anyone have any fun

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