ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 天前Rough datelemmy.worldimagemessage-square165fedilinkarrow-up11.09Karrow-down111
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minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up65·edit-23 天前This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
minus-squarePolarKraken@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 天前My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
minus-squarepapalonian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 天前I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
minus-squareSt.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·3 天前*the patter of seeds against stone* “Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 天前Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
minus-squareProdigalFrog@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-22 天前Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?
This is why we should normalize committing societal faux pas and crimes on dates! Sounds like it was an incredibly fun time
My now-wife hid me from police one of the first times we hung out, couldn’t agree more!
Yeah it was a wild for certain!
I have not been on too many first dates, but I usually try to find something moderately illegal to set the vibe.
*the patter of seeds against stone*
“Yeah, they don’t let me feed birds at this park anymore”
Of course, gotta make sure you’re not with a square or a narc
Yeah, I mean, if they’re not into doing something a little out of the ordinary, how can you know you’ll be compatible?