Once I brought full checkers meals in for my boyfriend and me. Burgers, fries, 2 milkshakes. Big ol purse and strategic stacking.

30-pack of beer. Hoisted on the shoulder in clear view while giving the theatre worker my ticket. Teenage minimum wage workers by end of summer DGAF.

Couple buddies and I all had trench coats back in the day with a bunch of interior pockets. We’d have multiple two liters of soda and giant bags of popcorn and candy (we were teenagers and thought this was the coolest thing ever)

A cubic foot of baked ziti casserole with eggplant.

Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.

Back when I worked at a theater a lady brought in a full kfc family feast. No one stopped her because no one there was paid enough to have to deal with a lady being denied her family meal.

ime you can just walk in with bag of takeout, noone working a theater gets paid nearly enough to care about outside food.

A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.

Back in the 90s my parents used to sneak a whole rotisserie chicken every now and then

Back in college; My friends and I once smuggled a whole pizza and a roasted chicken pretending to be backpackers.

One of my friends once jammed an aluminium foil take-away container filled with spaghetti Bolognese under his jacket to take into the cinema.

A friend of mine did a 4 foot party sub in high school, and pizza was commonly done by having it delivered to the non-alarmed emergency exits.

sesame chicken and fried rice

And here I was thinking I was bad for bringing a foil wrapped burrito. Had to time my unwrapping…

But my purse is big enough, I think I could get away with a small tray of food.

16 6in sub sandwiches with chips crushed and sprinkled inside the sandwich. For our group I only had 2.

Also another time left over pot roast.