slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前why is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caimagemessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down156file-text
arrow-up1699arrow-down1imagewhy is it never the 'close friend' who gets shit on?locklemmy.caslothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前message-square97fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·2 个月前Right? “Uh… What’s up with that tattoo” Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 个月前Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated. (Or so I understood it)
Right?
“Uh… What’s up with that tattoo”
Oh that’s when my ex cheated on me so I sent my dog to lacereate her achilies
Achtually, my dog bit her before she cheated.
(Or so I understood it)